Wednesday

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." -Steven Wright

White Rabbit


One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Recall Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said;
"Feed Your Head,
Feed Your Head."

Somebody to Love




When the truth is found to be lies
And all the joy within you dies

(Chorus)
Don't you want somebody to love
Don't you need somebody to love
Wouldn't you love somebody to love
You better find somebody to love

When the garden's flowers, baby, are dead
Yes, and your mind, your mind is so full of red

(Chorus)

Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his
Yeah but in your head, baby
I'm afraid you don't know where it is

(Chorus)

Tears are running, they're all running down your breast
And your friends, baby, they treat you like a guest

(Chorus)

"All Screwed Up"


'Transformers' actor Shia LaBeouf gave a shocking interview with Parade magazine saying his humor comes from "seeing my parents have sex, smoke weed, my mom being naked ... [and] twisted R-rated humor." The actor also answered questions regarding his breakup with longtime girlfriend China Brezner.

"The good actors are all screwed up. They're all in pain. It's a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people," the actor told Parade.

Parade writer Dotson Rader describes Labeouf as "foul-mouthed, resentful, funny, prickly, quick-witted, and charming -- a package of contradictions."

LaBeouf told Rader he's uncertain as to why he broke things off with his longtime girlfriend after three years of dating, "Maybe it was career pressure. ... Maybe I chose work. Every man has those feelings of escape and survival. I know you shouldn't be that way. I'm trying to understand it and find the answers. I don't have them now."

He continued, "Why did the love of my life and I break up? ... Man, I have no idea. What was that all about? I have no answers to anything. None. Why am I an alcoholic? I haven't a damn clue! What is life about? I don't know."

For more with the 23-year-old actor, check him out in Parade magazine, in newspapers June 14. LaBeouf can also be seen in 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen', coming to theaters June 23.