What Spice Am I?

Poppy Seeds

You scored 100% intoxication, 25% hotness, 50% complexity, and 75% craziness!

You are Poppy Seeds! You seem innocent enough, but you're dangerous. You sneak up on people with your seductive ways, hiding in plain sight. When you grow to your full potential, those who really get to know you just can't leave you alone - they're hooked for life.

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Here's To Ellen, My Long Lost..... Happy Birthday!

Women can fake an orgasm but men can fake an entire relationship.
-Sharon Stone

I spill the bottles' contents on the table
and count my pills like rosary beads.
I arrange them into groups of mysteries,
of joy, sorrow and glory,
leaving large gaps in between for gloom and depression.
Some mysteries were indeed, decades. But others,
like the crucifixion of my marriage went on much longer.

The larger capsules are Pater Noster's, I decide.
the smaller ones, Ave Maria's.

Miserere Mei, God,
And if I get through this rosary
Dona Mei Requiem, dulcem pacem!